superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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captaiinmarvel:

When girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. Also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa-constrictors.

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

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unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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